Ted Cruz

I do not like that ted cruz guy.

I do not like him when he opts to fly.

I do not like his insane rants.

I do not like his stupid pants.

I do not like his propaganda.

I do not like him on a veranda.

That man ted cruz has got no spine.

I wish he’d get sent to the unemployment line.

(Also, shoutout to John Oliver for inspiring this poem).