Seinfeld Declassified Episode 53: Does the werwolf theory check out?

Hello, Newman. As we barrel towards the end of season eight, we come to yet another classic, the muffin tops. The storyline we’ll be focusing on follows the k man as he attempts to deter jerry from shaving his chest by claiming every time he does, it’ll grow back thicker, fuller & darker but is there any truth to this assertion? Well, we put our best researchers on the case & here is what they were able to uncover.

So long story short, of course not. That’s actually an old myth presumably perpetrated by people who didn’t want others to shave their chest hair. By that logic, our facial hair would look like the dead of night. This misconception often stems from the fact that when you shave, it tends to have an appearance of being thicker. But that’s only due to the fact that it slices off the tips of the hair which leaves the ends much more conspicuous when they start growing back.

If you don’t like the sound of that, you can always try waxing as this gets the hair out by the root & enables the hair to grow back with fine soft tips. But however you decide to extract it, you will not have to worry about turning into a werewolf. So that’s about all I have for you guys today but thank you so much for reading. Have a great week & I will say you back here next week for a brand new episode of Seinfeld Declassified. Until then, this is. the x factor signing off.