Seinfeld Declassified Episode 12: Why wouldn’t she give him a massage?

As we continue our adventure through season 5, we get close to the halfway point of the season with episode 9, the masseuse. This misadventure sees Jerry dating Jodi, a masseuse (hence the title), who outright refuses to massage him. But it’s never explained why she doesn’t want to. Well, I think we’ve uncovered the truth behind this longstanding mystery.

You see, she does it for a living so I’m sure the last thing she wants is to bring her work home with her at the end of the day. Now you might be thinking: but didn’t Kramer get a massage? Well, yes but we never actually see it happen onscreen so the implication is he called her office and made an appointment. So this one is a pretty open and shut case.

So that’s about all I have for you guys today. Have a great night & I’ll see you back here later for a brand new episode of SD. Until then, this is the x factor signing off.